Selena Gomez: I think I’m gonna be single for the rest of my life, so… [laughs]
Kathryn Hahn: I could do the vampire thing. It sounds kind of sexy.
Andy Samberg: Never have pizza again. I don’t want to be a gargoyle!
KH: I don’t need to eat pizza, guys. I’m an undiagnosed lactose intolerant, so I think I can let go of the pizza anyway.
SG: I don’t know…
AS: You like pizza a lot?
SG: I do.
KH: What would you do as a gargoyle for 24 hours?
SG: I would love to not do anything for 24 hours…
Keegan-Michael Key: Is it a living gargoyle? Do I get to fly? If I get to fly, I’m in.
SG: I don’t think I’d want to live forever.
KK: If you could look like this forever [waves over Selena] — this is good, right? If you could do this forever, you wouldn’t do this forever?
SG: No, I can barely do it now. [Laughs]
AS: Vampires technically can be killed; stake through the heart.
KK: It’s just the summers! It’s just the three-to-four month break.
AS: Oh! One-hundred and fifty degrees!
KH: I’m glad we got to the bottom of this, guys.
SG: Thank goodness.
SG: Oh, that’s too much work to do this [lifts foot].
KK: Yeah, yeah. Nobody needs that big of quads.
AS: On eye on the bottom of my foot, no question.
SG: I don’t know. I’ll try all of the eyes.
KK: I’m going one on the bottom of the foot because otherwise, you’re just bumping into stuff. You’re getting jacked in your eyes all the time.
AS: I’d say my most-recent ex, hands-down.
KH: Yeah, me too.
SG: Me too!
SG: Werewolf, and I would exclusively hook up with wolves so that when I change, they’d be like, “Now we’re talking!”
SG: Oh. The blood, for sure!
KH: That was a surprise, I love it!
SG: I’ve been in the hospital so much, so it’s kind of comforting in a weird way.
AS: To drink your own blood?
SG: Yeah, why not? I don’t wanna sleep upside down! That’s probably gonna be bad for me.
KK: Well, it’s like drinking your own blood because it’s all gonna go to your head anyway.
AS: So maybe it’s like, every day I know I’m gonna barf blood but then I’m gonna sleep really well. You were right.
SG: Right? See!
KK: Graveyard, graveyard, graveyard.
SG: Graveyard. And I’d be very respectful of those around me.
KH: I’d sleep in a graveyard. Actually, it sounds very relaxing to me.
SG: Zombie apocalypse! I love zombie movies.
KK: We could handle a zombie apocalypse, that’s not even an issue.
AS: Are you guaranteed to survive it?
SG: It’s not “Details: You’ll also survive everything.”
AS: I’m saying if there’s any chance I’m going to get attacked by zombies and turn into a zombie, I might choose no music.
KK: There’s only 723 movies. Like, we just have an instruction manual out there already on how to handle zombies. There’s a whole TV show.
AS: But a lot of those movies end with most of those characters as zombies.
KH: Except for a cute couple and they’re gonna start and family and that’s gonna begin again the human race.
SG: Yeah, I could be that!
KK: That could be you Selena, that could be you…